{"product_id":"womens-thong-this-is-not-going-to-unzip-itself-funny-lingerie-1","title":"Women's Thong  This Is Not Going To Unzip Itself Funny Lingerie","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Hip Width (circumference), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.90 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        These lightweight, stretchy thongs bring a confident, cheeky voice to your everyday wear. Soft, medium-weight fabric hugs curves with four-way stretch so movement feels natural and effortless. The breathable, antimicrobial polyester-spandex blend keeps things fresh through long days. Clean black trim and a wide elastic waistband add contrast and comfort, while a sewn-in label and neat seams keep the fit tidy. Wear them under snug skirts, slim jeans, or whenever you want underwear that sits smoothly and disappears under clothing — with a little playful attitude when you need it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 97% polyester, 3% spandex for resilient stretch and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- 4-way stretch for full freedom of movement\u003cbr\u003e- Wide elastic waistband and black-edge trim for comfort and clean contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Breathable, antimicrobial medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA with sewn-in label and regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52791047192943,"sku":"13574985021332180476","price":48.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52791047225711,"sku":"11243429597819683139","price":48.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/1007\/7551\/files\/17559856674800652618_2048.jpg?v=1774676773","url":"https:\/\/winstarmarketing.shop\/products\/womens-thong-this-is-not-going-to-unzip-itself-funny-lingerie-1","provider":"Winstar Marketing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}