Alien Cartoon Tee — "Humans: 0/10 Would Not Abduct Again" Funny Sci‑Fi T‑Shirt (Halloween)

S / Charcoal
$22.99
Alien Cartoon Tee — "Humans: 0/10 Would Not Abduct Again" Funny Sci‑Fi T‑Shirt (Halloween)

Alien Cartoon Tee — "Humans: 0/10 Would Not Abduct Again" Funny Sci‑Fi T‑Shirt (Halloween)

$22.99
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This cheeky Halloween-ready tee lets you wear your dry sci-fi humor loud and clear. A small cartoon alien holds a clipboard and tiny UFO while bold, slightly sardonic lettering reads: “HUMANS: 0/10 WOULD NOT ABDUCT AGAIN.” The illustration pops with crisp, detailed printing so the alien’s side-eye and tiny details read from across a room. Cut from midweight, OEKO-TEX® certified cotton, the shirt feels steady through washes and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. It layers easily under a jacket for meetup nights, comic-con runs, or low-key Halloween parties — a quiet wink to fellow fans who appreciate understated, clever nerd humor.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) midweight 180 g/m² for durable, year‑round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and gives clean lines
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear‑away label for shape and itch‑free comfort
- Dual printing: DTG for main artwork and DTF for sleeve/label accents — crisp, detailed colors
- OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; responsibly made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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